GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a